NASA should take a group of flat earthers into space.
power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time
(via leftnipple)
Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
(via thecommonchick)
the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like
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(Source: visualmelt, via sexxuel)
*Banksy’s wife returns home with the groceries*
Banksy: There she is! Miss capitalism with her bags full of products. What, did the media tell you buy those?
(via astound)
I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!
(via thecommonchick)
- You: hooty hoo
- Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?
the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
(via baghdadbarbie)